I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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