What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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