THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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