i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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