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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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