is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away