Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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