Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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