only if we run a train.
done.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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