VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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