so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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