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There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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