i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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