No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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