Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
either way he was missing a nipple.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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