did you get engaged???
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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