I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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