yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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