you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Are my feet made of real feet?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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