I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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