i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
