I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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