not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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