I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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