Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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