Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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