You're my little dorito
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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