I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Drake has all the answers
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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