We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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