Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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