What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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