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last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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