I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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