when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Acid is not a monday night drug
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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