It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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