I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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