we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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