i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
