i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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