Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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