i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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