I'm gonna have a badass scar
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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