idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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