You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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