If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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