operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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