So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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