I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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