Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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