Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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