I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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